My lovely wife never wasted a single drop of cum and our philosophy was "if she didn't receive the cum then she didn't have sex" . Needless to say she had lots of sex.
Ha ha, Once at a party in her home town, an old girlfriend seemed to have disappeared. I checked every room, but there was no sign of her (and she was a 6-foot tall blonde, so she was hard to miss. The only room I couldn't check was one bathroom, which was locked. I stood outside it, around a corner, for ten minutes, until the door opened, a guy I didn't know came out, looked around, closed the door, and walked away. 2 minutes later, the door opened again and my girlfriend walked out. I walked up to her casually and gave her a big kiss — cum, lots of it. I asked her what had been going on, and she denied everything.
I fucked the shit out of her that night.
Went out with her for another year, and still talk to her regularly over two decades later, and she's still never copped to it. Women.
I checked every room, but there was no sign of her (and she was a 6-foot tall blonde, so she was hard to miss.
The only room I couldn't check was one bathroom, which was locked. I stood outside it, around a corner, for ten minutes, until the door opened, a guy I didn't know came out, looked around, closed the door, and walked away. 2 minutes later, the door opened again and my girlfriend walked out.
I walked up to her casually and gave her a big kiss — cum, lots of it.
I asked her what had been going on, and she denied everything.
I fucked the shit out of her that night.
Went out with her for another year, and still talk to her regularly over two decades later, and she's still never copped to it.
Women.