Jesus Christ... I can suck cock better than that...Jesus, and I'm a bloke, a straight bloke.... Was in Amsterdam...Long time ago now...Ladyboys, two of 'em...not at the same time though...weren't made of money....saw 'em there, thought why not...when in Rome.......Anyway, why doesn't he tell the bitch.......Course, there's no need...He's been banging her sister for the last 30 years...cheeky cunt